⚡ The First Line ⚡
Pre-drop list · Limited Edition incoming

The First Line ain't for everyone.

Lock your handle. Get your card. Be first to the drop. The line closes when the drop opens. No second chances. No back-of-the-bus. No "I meant to."

25 / 300
on The First Line · counting
100 · 1 free hat 200 · 2 free hats 300 · 3 free + a patch
⚫ Common drop

🔒 Reserved · Unclaimed
Your real dangleR # locks at purchase

Lock in your handle.

First in, first served · Lowest dangleR # forever

Suggested handles

Yeah, it's just a card. Yeah, it's just a list.
So's the difference between hoisting the Cup and watching from the cheap seats.

The free hat drawings.

Hit the milestone, we draw live on IG. No catch.

100
on the line
1 free hat drawn · live on IG
200
on the line
2 free hats drawn · live on IG
300
on the line
3 free hats + embroidered patch for everyone on the list
⚡ The Trinity Grails ⚡

Three cards. One winner each.

Every reservation rolls the lottery. Three legendary 1-of-1 cards pulled from BJD canon. Pulling one = you've got a card no other human on Earth owns. Plus a free hat. Plus a permanent badge of glory.

Grail · 1 of 1
FULL TILT CHAOS
callback to the 1M-view reel
+ free hat at drop · permanent badge
Grail · 1 of 1
BAPTIZED IN BLOOD
spiritual sibling to Baptism of Stank
+ free hat at drop · permanent badge
Grail · 1 of 1
CAME OUT CHIRPIN'
callback to the first drop name
+ free hat at drop · permanent badge

Odds: Common 85% · Rare 10% · Super Rare 4% · Grail 1%

The Leaderboard.

Top 10 refs at drop time = guaranteed Captain (🅒) status + lowest dangleR #s

1BarnRat 🅒 CAPTAIN12 refs
2MulletMessiah-001 🅒8 refs
3TopShelfTommy ⚡ DAY ZERO6 refs
4DangleDust 5 refs
5SneakyBeak423 refs

Welcome to the barn, sweetheart.
Either you're on the line — or you'll see the drop happen without you.