Personal Video · From Big John Himself

BJD On Demand

Hand me the moment, son — a shoutout, a birthday, a big win, a hype-up before the battle, somethin' for the whole team, the coach, even the ref — and I'll cut a one-of-one video that hits like a slapshot to the soul. And yeah, if a buddy's got a chirp comin', I handle that too. Minutes later it's yours forever: post it, share it, blow up the group chat with it.

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Build the brief. Pick the occasion, tell me who it's for, drop the details. Two minutes, tops.

2

Big John cooks. I write it, I preach it, I film it — built around YOUR moment, nobody else's.

3

It lands in minutes. On your screen and in your inbox. Save it forever.

From $39.96 15 or 30 seconds Delivered in minutes

About 2 minutes. Pay at the end — video starts cookin' the second you do.

Watch A Few Get Snip'd

Real ones, straight off the line — this is the quality your person gets.

The chirp
The hype-up
The roast

What am I firin' this up for?

Pick the moment — I build the whole video around it.

They did it
Life moment
Before the battle
Fun / edge

Who am I makin' this for?

Tell me who's on the other end so I talk to 'em right.

(so I close it out right and don't go callin' your girl "my dude")

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Step 3 · The Details

Make It Theirs

The realer the details, the harder Big John hits. This is what makes the video theirs — and nobody else's.

Who's it for
Just the first name — no last name needed. Doing the whole squad? Drop the team name instead.
Tricky name? Spell it out so Big John nails it — works for a person OR a team. Easy one? Skip it.
Their squad optional
The story
💡 real beats generic — like:

Pre-season: "Worked their tail off all summer, the work's payin' off — light a fire for opening night."

Just a fan: "Huge fan of yours — plays wing, wheels for days, never takes a shift off."

Whole team: "Our squad's comin' off a rough year — get 'em fired up for a fresh start."

Heads up: a 15–20s clip is one hard hit — Big John packs in what he can. Want the full story woven in? Go 30–35s.

Which Big John you want?

Pick the look — same mouth on me either way.

Optional — skip it and Big John picks the perfect ending from your story.

⭐ Let Big John choose Send-off Chirp Proud Dare Grind Proper

Lock it in

One look, then straight to checkout — the video starts cookin' the second you pay.

⚡ Your brief

🔒 Yours To Keep

It's yours, son — download it, keep it forever, post it anywhere. No strings, no clock, no fine print.

One-of-one, cut fresh by Big John's own AI. No refunds on custom work — but if yours comes out sideways, email hello@bigjohndangles.com and we'll re-cut it. We make it right.

Heads up, superstar: Big John may showcase your video on bigjohndangles.com and his socials. That's free press for ya. Want yours kept private? Just email us.

Hit Order And Check Your Email

I'm firin' up your custom video the second you order — pop your inbox to watch it cook, the magic don't take long. Soon as it's done, I light your lamp.

Made with Big John's own AI — trained on him, sounds like him, 'cause it IS him. Every video is a one-of-one, never repeated, never templated · AI ain't perfect: no refunds on custom work, but if yours came out sideways, email hello@bigjohndangles.com and we'll re-cut it — we make it right · your video lands in minutes on this site and in your inbox — download and save it (the delivery link stays live for 7 days) · keep it fun: no hate, and famous names ride along as shout-outs, never targets · one video per order, yours to share everywhere · by ordering you give BJD the green light to showcase your video on his site and socials (email us if you'd rather keep yours private).