Puck Time Off Trucker Cap
Personal Time Off? Buddy, every day off in this house is Puck Time Off.
Straight Talk on Price
Every dollar's up on that chart — no hidin', no squintin'. You're a hockey person supportin' a hockey person — that's the deal. The Hockey Tax is my supporter fee, and you know where it goes: fresh twigs, 6 AM ice, lessons so my kid keeps chasin' this same as yours. A $300 twig ain't limited and it ain't exclusive — this hat's 1 of 24 — ever. Look what you're gettin'. Don't sweat the number. And don't let me catch you flippin' it on eBay — I know it's valuable. Wear the number, don't scalp it.
What "Puck Time Off" Means
PTO don't mean Personal Time Off — not in this house, not in any hockey house. It means Puck Time Off: the "dentist appointment" that's really 6 AM ice, the sick day that's a tryout, the whole vacation week burned on a tournament three states away — us hockey folks don't take personal days, we take rink days. Minted by BJD — only 24 people on earth will ever own this hat.
The Engraving & The Sheet
Here's the part that makes this more than a hat. The hat itself isn't numbered — your number lives in The Engraving, your own digital Certificate of Authenticity. Your name, your number — #__ of 24 — locked to you the moment your order clears and retired forever. Pull #1 of 24, #6, or #24 of 24, that proof is yours and nobody else on the planet can ever claim it. Independently timestamped and tamper-proof — no faking it, no backdating it. It hits your inbox right after checkout, cert attached.
Then you go up on The Sheet — the public ledger of all twenty-four, your first name and last initial next to your number. Who claimed which, who's still out there wearin' it. Independently anchored so it can't quietly get edited later. Who does that for a hat? Nobody. That's kind of the point.
This Is a Pre-Order
Made to order — your hat gets crafted after you order and ships in about two weeks. A collector's piece, not somethin' pulled off a shelf.
Build & Fit
Structured trucker in black and white — breathable mesh back, snapback fit for every head in the family carpool. Real embroidery stitched into the panel — no prints, no peel. Built to survive more rink weekends than your PTO balance ever will.
Returns
No exchanges. No replacements. No cancellations. These are limited edition — I don't order extras and there's no warehouse, so I flat-out can't replace one. Not feelin' it? Gift it to a buddy, hand it to someone who'll rock it. But if you've gotta send it back, you can — we refund you, less shipping.
| Materials, stitch & build | ~$14 |
| Shipped to your door | ~$6 |
| Card processing | ~$1.89 |
| Tools (per hat) | ~$0.50 |
| The Hockey Tax — where the rest actually goes | |
| LJ's skating fund | $10 |
| Keep the old bird happy (so she don't divorce me) | $10 |
| BJD expansion — more content | $10 |
| What's left → my other kids | ~$2.57 |
| YOU PAY | $54.96 |
this hat's 1 of 24 — ever. — BJD