The Mic Drop · A Tier
⚡ Custom Video · The Mic Drop
Hand Me
The Moment.
A custom hockey shoutout in my voice — written, directed & performed by me. Here's all it takes:
The one that can't wait.15 to 30 seconds of me — Big John Dangles — writin', directin' & callin' out YOUR player by name, in my voice. It lands in your inbox in 48 business hours — a download link, yours to keep. And if I need somethin' to nail it, I'll reach out myself. Quickest turnaround, tightest format, maximum damage.
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Who's getting snip'd
Name, team, jersey — 20 seconds.
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The moment + what must hit
Tell me the story and the 1–2 things I can't miss.
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Lock it & pay
Review your brief, lock the slot — HD video in 48 hrs.
⚡ Your Guy
Big John Dangles
This is who's making your video — my signature Mic Drop look, locked in and ready to go.
About 2 minutes. No consultation calls — just the brief.
Step 1 / 4Who's getting snip'd
The Details
The Deal
- A 15–30 second custom shoutout — your player, your team, your moment, in my voice. Written, directed & performed by me. Not a template with a name pasted on.
- Back in 48 business hours. Lock the slot, I go to work — two days later it's in your inbox.
- Shot vertical, crisp 1080p (9:16) — built for the phone, the story, the group chat.
- One take, done right. This tier's a one-and-done — I nail it the first time, so there's nothing to send back.
- You call the shots up front — the name, how to say it, the moment, and the one or two things I can't miss.
FAQ
How does ordering work?
Pay up front, fill the brief right here on the page — no consultation calls. I write, direct & record it, and it lands in your inbox in 48 business hours as a download link that's yours to keep. If I need somethin' to nail your video, I'll reach out myself. I'll email you the second your slot's locked.
Is this AI?
The character's my own AI model — built and trained by me. But the script's mine, the direction's mine, the voice is mine. The tech's the brush, not the artist.
What format does it come in?
HD MP4, vertical 9:16 at 1080p — built for phones, stories, reels, and group chats. Digital download to your inbox, ready to post anywhere.
Which tier's right for me?
Mic Drop ($129) if you need a fast 48-hour shoutout. Want an original script, story characters, and jersey customization? That's the Sniper Special ($499). Full production, up to five characters, plus business rights? The Lifestyle Fee ($999).
🔐 Personal Use
It's yours, son — no strings, no clock, no fine print. Do whatever you want with it.
Read full rights
Here's the whole deal, no fine print hidin' nowhere. Send it, save it, blow up the group chat — whatever you want, however you want, and it never expires. Two rules and only two: don't sell it, and don't go tellin' folks you made it. That's the whole deal. One thing I keep — I run it on my own channels too; if I post it, I'm taggin' you.
⚡ Want to run it for your business or in ads? That's a triple-A privilege — see The Lifestyle Fee →