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PLAY→ EARN POINTS→ RANK UP

Every play banks you points. Rack up enough and you're runnin' the board.

🏆 THE PRIZE

Each cycle, the board's top card gets upgraded to a 1-of-1 and $60 to spend at the Big John Dangles store.

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Playing as a guest. Make an account and your points and cards follow you everywhere, plus 25 points for signing up. Sign up

W / S move A / D spin SPACE shoot Q / E goalie

Your rod follows the puck, no switching. Two-player? Second player is arrows + Enter. Beat the computer, bank 25 points.

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Bubble Hockey

This one runs on a keyboard, so it's a desktop game for now. Open this page on a computer and it's puck drop.

🥬 The hair-only board is Legendary Lettuce →
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RANK MY FLOW

Everyone gets a card. The score's on you.

Drop one photo. I score it 1 to 10 and your card gets made.

Top flow wins Period 1.

Your card will be upgraded to a 1-of-1.

Plus 60 bucks to spend at bigjohndangles.com.

Clear 7.5 anytime and you're in the Hall of Flow for good.

Period 1 closes Sunday, August 23.

Here's what you get
BIG JOHN DANGLES
EST. 96  ·  AAA
BJD's own rookie card card photo
BJD
10.0/10
Hall of Flow
The Original Flow
This runs through BJD's custom trained AI. Sharing your card sends your score, not your photo.

Your photo gets checked by AI, including outside providers, and reviewed by a person. You, or your parent or guardian if you're under 18, can ask us to take it down and delete it any time. We can't undo a copy someone already downloaded, screenshotted, or shared before you asked.

What you're agreeing to before you play:

My grade comes from BJD's custom trained AI. I'm sharp, not perfect.

BJD TRADING CO. · ROOKIE FLOW SERIES
Your flow photo, ready to be graded
GRADE
Position
⚡ BJD CERTIFIED ⚡

My score comes from BJD's custom trained AI, so it can miss sometimes. Still new ice here. Get in early.

The 1 to 10 is your flow grade. Points are separate. You earn those every time you play.

BJMy take

⚡+ points
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Put it on the board

No board, no shot. Top flow when Period 1 closes, I'll upgrade your card to a 1-of-1, plus sixty bucks on me to spend at bigjohndangles.com. Period 1 closes Sunday, August 23.

Pick a handle, not your real name. The crew reviews every card before it hits the board.

You just set a mark. Want to know if it holds?

🚨 The Final Horn

Somebody's gunning for your score. One email when the horn sounds: your finish and who's wearing the crown.

You're locked in. When the horn sounds, that email tells you where you stand.

🎬 Want me to say it to their face? A custom video from me, by name, for whoever you're chirpin'. Make mine →
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Every game feeds one ladder. Play any of the three and start climbin'.

THE GROUP CHAT STANDINGS

The rival that matters is the guy in your group chat, not the guy on top.

  1. Loadin' the board…

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  1. Loadin' the board…

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Legendary Lettuce

Real flow, no do-overs. Put yours up, I call it straight, and your group chat gets to see exactly where you stack up.

TOP FLOW RIGHT NOW

Somebody in your group chat thinks he's got better flow than you. Beat him. This board wipes when Period 1 closes Sunday, August 23. Winners announced right here and on IG Stories.

  1. Loadin' the board…

HALL OF FLOW: 7.5 AND UP, FOREVER

  1. Dustin' off the legends…
Get Ranked

Your card goes up the second you post it. The crew pulls anything that doesn't belong. Yours might be the one somebody screenshots.

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Gloves Off 🥊

Drop a hockey situation. BJD fires back — in his own voice.

Chirp season runs 30 days once the puck drops. Best chirps make the show.

One quick thing before you're in.

BJD's side of every chirp comes from AI. He's sharp, not perfect.

Think you can chirp the chirper? BJD scores every single one — the best ones make his show.

Your best original chirp
Where'd it land? (optional)
Pick a handle (optional — not your real name)
Free for everybody. Add a handle and a good one makes the show.

Keep it hockey: no hate, no politics, no last names, no kids under 13, nothing outside the rink. AI can miss sometimes. Full rules: Terms of Service

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Every chirp you send can be used in BJD's content — his call, always. That's the deal, and honestly, it's the dream.